[Pdf/ePub] Mom's Dad Jokes: 300+ awful,

Mom's Dad Jokes: 300+ awful, terrible, groan-inducing gut busters for the whole family by Brett Belle

• Mom's Dad Jokes: 300+ awful, terrible, groan-inducing gut busters for the whole family
• Brett Belle
• Page: 176
• Format: pdf, ePub, mobi, fb2
• ISBN: 9781964487250
• Publisher: Media Lab Books

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Everyone loves a good “#1 Dad,” but why should dads have all the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! It's packed with dad joke humor created by Brett Belle. Yes, she's a mom, and yes, she'll make you laugh until you cry. Here are a few regrettable, dad-approved samples for your amusement: • Most people don't realize Argentina's so cold... it's bordering on Chile • A dragon would never explode. A dino might. • This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen... as it stands, the police have nothing to go on. • What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi. • My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work. • What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor. • My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said, “You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water.” I know she means well. • When I read horror books in Braille, I'm pretty sure I know when something bad is about to happen... I can feel it. • Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone... Bam! Onion rings. • My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture... I have a hunch it might be me In this joke book, you'll find over 300 lines like these—original gut-busters and classic groaners—plus QR codes that link to Brett’s funny social media accounts.

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